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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Caption This!



and to think..... "this" was the contributor.....please don't watch more than 10 seconds or your head might explode.

41 comments:

  1. Robyn's attempt to get an endorsement from Tri-LASTIN.

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  2. If that's the part that's ok for public viewing, I can't imagine what the hand is shielding us from seeing! (regarding Robyn's belly up close and personal shot.)

    as far as the dancing Kodouche clip, i saw it when it first aired months ago and certainly don't need to revisit it now.) I remember how he acted like a hormonal teenager boy in lust for the first time. so giggly and giddy with excitement. and he admitted ON CAMERA he'd never felt like that before. so, the other wives were just milk cows he had been forced to milk i guess.

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  3. I am rewatching season one. Did Kodouche lighten his hair since then? hahahhaa. What a kodouche.

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  4. Also, one more thing. In rewatching Season 1 I realized that Robyn's birthing scene was not the first time she showed skin. In season 1 she wore tee shirts without long sleeves underneath.

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  5. Kody has ants in his pants! or....whats that other little animal that lives in your pants that makes you itch and wiggle? :) hehe

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  6. My head just exploded. It was painful to watch. Maybe us viewers will be "blessed" with a "Christmas miracle." In the Mormon theology they believe the most righteous MEN who have lived on this Earth were translated. Translated means to them that they were taken directly to Heaven not suffering mortal death. Maybe Kody is "worthy" and he will just disappear to Heaven.

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  7. Robyn...i like that watch. Its a good thing you ladies are modest. How big would the watch be if you werent?

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  8. Anonymous 9 a.m. so true! I used to think that the way they approached marrying another wife was, though through courtship and yes, mutual love of some sorts, but a more sedate, serious and thought out process with mutual consent from the wives and children, praying, etc so I was a little shocked that it was this giddy, silly, puppy-love and teenaged romance kind of a thing (and how insulting he didn't feel this way with the other wives?). It's not fair he gets to experience this over and over and the wives only get to live this once, then slide into marital boredom. Again, this goes to prove again that is IS all about the man: yes, he sticks around to "help raise the kids and be there emotionally for his wives (cough cough cough), but he IS allowed to check out other women and to fall in L (cough - ust) -ove. So he remains committed to the women, so what? He still gets the best of both world: he has wives to raise his kids and take care of the mundane domestic stuff and he can still be the single guy because there is no end to his courting days, where as it ends for the woman as soon as marries. Who's to say he doesn't think about the hot new wife when he's sleeping with his older, a bit worn out first wives? Him being so giddy is really rubbing his first wives noses in his romance. Disgusting and selfish.

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  9. "not to be outdone by Lady Gaga at the Awards last year...The Ever gross Tom Green planned his egg/orb entrance"

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  10. "Not to be outdone by Kate Gosselens's tummy tuck after 6 kids, Robyn will risk a few heckles to get one NOW! Sadly, no plastic surgeon has offered.

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  11. "Robyn was pleased when the birth/sex class wanted to honor her at the high school. Little did she know this picture had had been found to be a 99% effective birth control to teen boys and girls."

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  12. [Moma always said there were those that seeked attention, positive or negative.]

    // Not to be outdone by Christine, Robyn proudly displayed her new watch!//

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  13. No caption here really. But if I were a half-talented gif artist I'd throw up some lightning bolts, volcanoes on the surface, horrifying clouds and screaming animals and call it Kody's Planet.

    What's with the claw? What midwife wears Lee Press-Ons to deliver babies? I suspect this woman's credentials! Nurses, especially obstetrical and infant nurses, have their nails cut to the quick as a health regulation. More than one outbreak of serious infection of infants and mothers has been linked to manicured/uncut nails in nurses.

    Or is that Meri's hand?

    Here's an unpopular opinion - the Kody dance is kinda endearing. This man belongs in musical theater. Both he and Christine should be regular performers at a local semi-professional theater or theme park. Can't you just see Kody as an MC at Dollywood or Carowinds? A host for Little Southern Miss beauty pageants? The man missed his calling with this polygamy junk.

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  14. uhm.... surely the midwife puts on disposable surgical gloves with those nails???

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  15. Plot......Meri's hand? genius! still laughing!

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  16. No caption, but this "thing" reminds me of a very well stuffed Haggis.

    Im going to get my eye-bleach.

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  17. KodysLexus JanellesJalopyDecember 3, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    After nine long months, the other Sister Wives discovered Robyn wasn't actually pregnant. Rather, in her belly, she was actually hoarding Cristine's self-esteem, Janelle's money managing skills,, Meri's happiness and Kody's modesty. Things are expected to turn around for the Browns shortly.....

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  18. KodysLexusJanellesJalopy....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was frito-freakin-funny!

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  19. It's turkey time. That was really, really mean. If of anyone else, I would apologize.

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  20. Oh snaps its the Blob 2...lol
    & on Kodys ADHD outburst, well the saying goes U can tell how a man will be in bed, by the way he dances...LMAO!! Kody has no smooth moves or skills, yikes!!!I'm sorry but the video is just so wrong on so many levels. Please excuse me while I go poke my minds eye out...hehe
    Oh yeah, wanted to comment about the pic of Kody walking in backwards w/ the midwife: First of all lookN like a wolf in heat tryna lure her into his den & @same timme he's seriously was lookN at her w/ krazy eyes, like she was a piece of steak he was about to devour!!! I wonder what kinda of impure thoughts his krazy mind was entertaining at the time??

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  21. I've got a caption that takes into account both the pregnant belly pic and the dorky dance sequence.

    "In light of new evidence, scientists began to question the theory of natural selection."

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  22. A long fingernail can pierce a glove. I saw it on Grey's Anatomy once. (LOL)

    But for real, who wants those witch hooks checking your vajayjay to see if you've dialated? Thankfully I have a male OB who has short fingernails. *shudders*

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    Also to the previous commenter. Robyn wore short sleeves and no layers in season 1?? We could see her elbows?? The AUB must have gotten on her and made her start covering up more when she got married? So odd.

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  23. Robyn and Meri BOTH wore bathing suits! (GASP)
    in season 1-2
    Swimming in the ocean, on their "trips" and Kody had to flex while getting ready to scuba dive. GEEZ

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  24. KodysLexus JanellesJalopy said and EEEEEWWWW


    You guys are too funny!!! (See if anyone one remembers this)

    I can't laugh, so I just say :that's funny:
    Anyone?


    Scrubs

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  25. Christine wanted to burst Robyn's bubble for taking her baby making job away, BUT laughed when saw saw this picture!

    The reason the women are laughing at Kody dancing is that is how he makes love. No thought and all over the place.

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  26. I don't have a caption for this but I have seen so many pregnant bellies. Never one as disgusting as Robyn's.

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  27. I was wondering. I gave birth 3 times, once to twins, and I didn't get any stretch marks.

    Caption:
    "She thinks ti's the one Kody will love the most. We know, he leaves his mark everywhere, just like a dog!"

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  28. i can't look at that white turkey butterball w/all the veins and squigglies and yellowed whatever that is again. i seriously got queasy on both looksey 1 and looksey 2. that's it for me. please make it go away.

    it needs a triple X rating to be fair warning to the public.

    Maybe the other wives are using it for birth control to their teens. They'll thank Robyn later... :')

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  29. Actually, I showed this to my sons. age 16, 15, and 17!!! No kidding!

    Anony 1:57- too funny

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  30. OMG - get that outta my sight!LOL

    " Mrs. Burke found that visual were the best form of birth control for her class"

    Sorry- this one's got me. (the show) all I can think about is Kody going "I'm touching his head" like he was having an orgasm.

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  31. Pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

    Love this blog!

    Glad to see there's at least ONE place that actively seeks out the truth behind the myths surrounding this family.

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  32. okay, probably will be called things again, but-

    The Browns found out they no longer needed to pray- No, they were able to have a 'Direct Line' to Jos. Smith and above Through the 'heir apparent'.

    being (claiming) short of funds, you have to do with whats available-and for now, Robyn has become the planchette for a ouija board. Unfortunately, due to her weight, she just kept pointing to 'Yes'. Unfortunately for everyone else, Kody kept asking questions that benefited ONLY HIM, AS USUAL. i.e.'Oh OUIJAboard, should I buy another sport car?''Oh, Ouiha board, should I take a 5th wife?' A sixth? etc etc.

    As for the Kody dancing-
    'Ihave been infested with evil spirits, and the only way to rid myself of them is to do this horrible dance. And then they will attach themselves to the nearest persons, unless you keep your hands over your mouth.'

    'I am testing a new product line we are going to sell-this new SPECIAL ADHESIVE'which will hold down HAIR PIECES...Watch, see how my toupee does not fall off!...oh wait, that means everyone will know I have, uhm, DELETE THAT SCENE-IT NEVER HAPPENED-OKAY? And the 4 here will swear to it.'

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  33. I think you all are being extremely mean and cruel. The woman is PREGNANT, not entering a wet t-shirt contest. Childbirth and pregnancy is a beautiful, natural thing to me. When my time comes, I couldn't care less about the after-effects. All that will matter to me, and hopefully Robyn, is the baby that is produced. Who cares what her tummy looks like. Kudos to Robyn for her birthing choice and her intelligence in realizing that her stretch marks are not the focal point of her babies birth.

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  34. "I know Kody wanted the biggest planet, but Geez"

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  35. deadflowers: to your point- what about all of the modesty that they preach? do you think they made an exception because childbirth and pregnancy is such a beautiful thing? if so, does that imply that their stomachs, arms, thighs, etc. are ugly or un-beautiful if they aren't pregnant? i don't get the logic. if i can't show my arm, i'm not showing my belly.

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  36. I just watched Sister wives and I came in judgmental but I seen a lot of love when the newest wife was having her baby. I don't think they would agree if the new wife got a tummy tuck . I think all the love would disappear.

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  37. exactly SM. people are insulted by their "holier than thou" and if "you're not one of our tribe - you're a shark" attitude. They're EXACTLY what gives religion a bad name. All the hypocritical self-righteous judgment and forced "but you MUST accept me and my ways cause they're God's ways." yet they don't afford the same acceptance and respect to others. they couldn't even say anything remotely Christian about the girl earning her living as dancing in Vegas. nothing but self-righteous condemnation and judgment.

    ugh.... so blast away at them i say. They need to read about themselves and how they're perceived and why. It won't change anything but it makes us feel better to let them know, WE DON"T HAVE TO BUY THEIR B.S. nor WEAR THEIR LABELS THEY GIVE US. They are getting paid to do what they do. So, no worries or guilt here.

    I feel empathy for the kids, tho. including the new innocent baby just born. but Robyn is what she is - a manipulative liar. modest or not. and there's people in that "loving family" that also obviously cannot stand her. for good reason.

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  38. I still disagree. I'm not even religious. At all. Probably one of the least religious people you'll ever meet. Still, from her attitude on that show about pregnancy in general, it appears that they view childbirth as a completely natural, beautiful, un-sexual experience. How many people have let their mothers, mother-in-laws, fathers, siblings, children etc. watch them give birth? Would you let them observe those body parts under other circumstances? No, I think not. Besides, I wasn't referring to the question of modesty, I was referring to the people who have been saying things like "it looks like a haggis" or "it's turkey time". I just find that cruel and mean spirited no matter what the situation.

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  39. PENNY IN OMAHA

    JUST WATCHED LAST EPISODE "ROBYN'S DELIVERY" THE WOMAN JUST BARELY DELIVERED THE AFTER-BIRTH AND SHE IS OFFERING TO SUB-LET HER UTERUS TO MERI (FOR HER TO HAVE A BABY) WHAT A TROOPER,NOW THAT'S A REAL WOMEN?? WHAT AN IDIOT JUST WHAT THAT FAMILY NEEDS, ANOTHER KID,EVEN THEIR KIDS AGREE THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM MAYBE SOME ONE SHOULD TELL KODY TO GET OFF AND STAY OFF, WHERE'S LORAINA BOBBITT WHEN YOU NEED HER SHE COULD CERTAINLY CURB THE POPULATION IN THAT FAMILY. ARE THE MEN SO SCARCE IN UTAH THAT THEY ALL THOUGHT HE WAS CATCH OF THE DAY... OMG.. AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH WAS A TRAIN WRECK

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  40. I beg to differ on the un-sexual experience part. Kody seemed to think otherwise. His exchanging love energy and whatnot.

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  41. Oh whatever! He was being supportive.
    I realize now this is a lost cause as anyone on this blog will obviously say anything as long as it is negative, and won't actually reflect accurately what the show is trying to prove.

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