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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Tee Shirt Time! Here's Your Shirt! .............SWB

Ever Hear Here’s Your Sign??
Here it is SWB Style, Here’s Your Shirt!  
ALL made by our very own readers!


First name, Idea by/Second name, Made By - if there are two names. 

Two names are shortened: Caramel Brownie to CB, and Bargain Babe to BB; they were so kind to make so many. I give them a HUGE THANK YOU! 

See note below about permissions!
Watch more MORE Tee Shirts SOON!



Above 3, Lindsey

Above 3: Lobotomized, Bargain Babe, Mono4life 
 Above 3: Bargain Babe
Above 3: Lobotomized, Lobotomized, MegsMom  

107 comments:

  1. Lobotomized (Claddagh Claw Cold Sore Pretzels Cheese Nachos)July 14, 2012 at 5:39 PM

    Amazing... These raw creative ideas are a thousand times better than the SWC designs! Good job guys!!!

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    1. I agree!! They should put a paypal link and they would probably make more than the Sister Wives Closet.

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  2. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE them ALL !!!!!!!!!!

    Eat your hearts out, Kody and Kooks !!!
    *This is what "creative" is all about.*

    Now go back to your "closet" and observe how all of it is just plain and lame.

    Special, Special Thanks to CB for doing mine !!!! Love ya, friend !!!

    And Mucho Thanks and appreciation to the SWB team for putting them all together.
    This HAD to be a labor intensive project!!!
    You are the BEST !!!

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  3. My favorite Hey Kody I'm nacho wife. Awesome

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    1. Mock Tomato SammichJuly 14, 2012 at 8:23 PM

      Mine, too.
      Also the tie-dye and @lvgvsuhrps

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    2. My favorites are the tie-dyed one and the Fifth is not a Myth! They are ALL so funny. I was laughing so hard. Good job CB.

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  4. Wow, they all look great!! Can't wait to see the 2nd batch of T-shirts! I enjoyed making them! The T-shirts ideas keep flowing, maybe in the future we can do this again :D
    I agree w/ Lobotomized, here @SWB, we have lots of creative efforts.:D Way more than MSWC. If we actually silk screened these shirts & sold them on-line, SWB Closet would have more inventory & selections than MSWC...LOL
    You're welcome Amused!! Love*Hugs*Kisses(Hollywood style) right back at ya girlfriend :D

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    1. From bird woman: i agree with CB. However i think therethink the blogers should vote on the top three shirts. Have them printed and sell them on ebay. Then any proceeds should go to a charity that helps the " lost boys" aka the boys sent out of the polygamist compounds because they are competition for the old men. It would be a nice way to help boys who probably feel the same way we do. Just an idea, abirdgallup@gmail

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  5. MSWC eat your heart out!
    These are wonderful, and will keep me laughing all evening!
    We have an extremely talented and cynical group of people on this blog :)

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  6. RobynGotTheLIVTicketNotTheGoldenOne!–July 14, 2012 at 7:06 PM

    Long time lurker Anon here, finally picked a name!
    I laughed my ole butt off at all of them! I suggest Mister Sister - Cynical Jinx -and the crew make up a few and sell them! GREAT GREAT GREAT Idea for a post and much fun! Can they hire you to help the Browns with sales? LOL

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  7. Mister Sister, great idea!!!!
    Everyone that does Twitter (I don't- old bird here) why don't you all put up a link to this, and Facebookers do the same!
    I have learned what trends are, let's start one!!!!!!!

    #SWBTeeShirtsRule!

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  8. Mister Sister, fabulous fun! THANKS to all that made them, made my day brighter!

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  9. Mock Tomato SammichJuly 14, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    Talk about a snortin' laughing fit...we have some really creative folks here.

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  10. I really enjoyed the shirts-keep up the good work!

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  11. Oh my gosh you guys crack me up!

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  12. Long time Anon, now have a name too. I looove these! I love the shirt that said the solution to the my sisterwives closet shipping costs were those 5 dollar ups boxes...hahahaha. Mark had aome great ones. Also loved "Hey Kody, Iam NACHO wife!" LMAO!!

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    1. Too coincidencie for me that Lobotomized 10:17 - said they magically put up last night - Need ideas for Tshirts and jewelry! Lowered their shipping and handling. DUH- caught on no one was going for it!
      GREAT JOB!!!!

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  13. We LOVE it when you pick a name! If you don't know how, please do!

    Reminder How:

    **How to Post Using a Name vs. Anonymous - Above the “Anonymous” listing in the comment area, is: NAME/URL. You need NO URL. Simply pick a name, any name and stick with it for the post. That way, others can connect your conversation. You are completely anonymous, but we can follow the conversation better.

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  14. These are so funny! I really hope one of the SW's or Kody comes lurking over here and sees these!!!

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    1. Still Not Drinking the Green KoolaidJuly 14, 2012 at 10:14 PM

      The tie dye with the eerily tinted Charles Manson looking eyes had me LMAO, and also majorly creeped out by Kodouche. These are a hoot! Ironically, I have always wanted to open a taco stand and call it Nacho Mama's, so those are especially funny, too. Great job SWB! I check here everyday and there is always something new and interesting. Can't wait to see the next ones.

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  15. Look what MSWC Facebook just published:
    "My Sisterwife's Closet
    Thank you everyone for your input on the T-shirt idea! We are looking at everyone's thoughts. It helps a lot.
    We were able to lower shipping costs. It is always important to us to give you the best prices we can.
    Thank you to all those who have made orders and made us a viable business! It has been crazy around here! Thank you for your patience as some items have been on back order.

    We are looking at creating a new piece of jewelry. We have a lot of different ideas but we want your input! What would you like to see in My Sisterwife's Closet next?"

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    1. Still Not Drinking the Green KoolaidJuly 14, 2012 at 10:28 PM

      Hey, Lobotimized...do you think someone could suggest that the next piece could be attractive? I think their jewelry is hideous. I would buy it for my BFF's as a gag gift, but I am a public school teacher and I don't have that kind of disposable income. And my friends have a modicum of taste.
      Just want to say to the poster that said these tshirts should be tweeted, I would be willing to bet that they would never use these ideas, which is too bad. They are actually marketable,

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    2. ooohhh I I wish I was brave enough to tweet or Facebook them, I have an idea, use the Sister Wives Blog T shirts. How in the HECK did they lower handling charges? Oh yeah, they weren't selling any! Oh yea, Brown family has seen this post.lol LOVE LOVE LOVE the T shirts and all the other posters great work!!!!
      This are FUNNY CUTE and ADORABLE. I think the mods should SELL THEM!

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    3. Wow, they're clueless & all outta of ideas!! ...& how can it be crazy around there, when they've all been on vacation??? For them to say they were backordered is bs. They were on the road somewhere when those orders came in. Since MSWC is Robyn's "baby", I'm sure she's the one in charge, but Janelle is still in charge of the books and finances!
      As for their lower shipping costs, lets hope they do the $5 Priority Mail, if it fits it ships deal at the post office!!
      Time will only tell, how long MSWC stays in biz. They don't seem the savvy business type. Why would U launch an on-line biz and then all go on multi-vacations?? That's just dumb!!!...smh They're not even close to building a Brand w/ their family. Their just not committed & are EXTREMELY INCONSISTENT!!!

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    4. MeriMeriQuiteContraryJuly 14, 2012 at 10:46 PM

      That's a bit Berserk
      Too coincidental!
      I do believe Mister Sister and crew has them scrambling.
      COPY CATS!

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    5. PolygamyNot For MEJuly 15, 2012 at 1:02 PM

      hmmm... Thought this up on their own? Are they that smart to put that out there after maybe someone saw this? I don't know. They may be just that incredibly stupid!
      not to be Debby Downer, but after hearing that on Tell all, it's sad to even look at Christine's wedding picture.
      But, America is free baby! She DOES have a choice. She should see from the years of her own families lies that it is not an honest religion. Most of her immediate family have left. Her mom and siblings but one did, I'm not sure about Dad. Or if her mom divorced, does she have a "new" daddy? LOL

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    6. They are making purses,love to see those made here!

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  16. Love "Free Christine" and "Team Kody" with the pig. All are great though!

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    1. Agreed except for the pig one. It gives a bad name to pigs. :)

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    2. I agree! I have a Pot Bellied Pig and she is so much smarter, cuter & sweeter than Kody could ever hope to be!!!....But I do love the shirt :)

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  17. AUBorFLDSnotRightJuly 14, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    I LOVE every one of them! Esp. Don't tweet if your not sweet! Adorable! Great job, GREAT idea Mister Sister!

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  18. LMAO...thanks for the laughs everyone...too funny!!

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  19. Love them all - but Lindsey, I like yours the best.
    Sell them suckas! Too cute.

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    1. Thanks! My favorite was "Nacho Wife".

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  20. Off topic, but there are tweets about the The Dargers/Love Times Three was on 20/20 tonight. I missed it, but will be search on-line. I just wonder if they've been offered a show yet??

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    1. My bad, 20/20 airs tomorrow night :D

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    2. Ok, so Joe Darger posted this statement on their Love Times Three Website: "Sorry to you & everyone, the producer told us the day before it was ready to air & they had it on their website but last minute they made a schedule change. It is still set to air & I am not sure when but when we know we will let you know"

      Also, he posted that it will be a RERUN from their Original interview & air date in 2011....I didn't see it then, so I'm sorta curious about the interview and all...

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  21. Surprised I haven't seen a t-shirt with "My Sister Wife's Closet sure has a lot of skeletons in it!"

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  22. I came out of lurkdom for these. I laughed like a heyena on some of these. The Nacho Cheese one had me rollin for about 5 min! Great work!

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  23. Amy's faces are pretty F%#&^@ Funny! Amy, you couldn't of picked funnier faces.
    Hysterical work everyone! Smart and funny.

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  24. Way to Go SAW and posters! Thanks CB for making mine! It's all just got me all serendipity and buzzed! hee hee haw haw

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  25. Wow! Laughing all the way to the shower! You guys just made my day!

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  26. LOVE them all! Thanks..You guys are the BEST!! Still laughing :) :)

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  27. The first time I saw these was definitely a SPLORF moment!!! LMAFO :)

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    1. Oh gosh,SPLORF! Another good word for me!

      I love this blog! Too funny and expands my vocabulary.

      I think I will have more opportunity to use 'splorf' than 'strabismus', but I love them both. Always fun to learn new words.

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    2. Mock Tomato SammichJuly 16, 2012 at 4:39 PM

      SPLORF? What does it mean?

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    3. I didn't know what SPLORF was either Mock Tomato Sammich, so I Googled it...lol
      According to the urban dictionary: it's a Intransitive Verb meaning to eject liquid from the mouth(and/or nose)w/ considerable force as a result of uncontrollabel laughter.

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  28. "Love should be multiplied, not divided - Stupid Math!" About time Kody (and the Dargers) were called on that one! It makes no sense, even if you are the man in the equation. Polygamy = divided time, divided attention, divided intimacy, divided resources = unhappiness.

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  29. handlebar ponytailsJuly 15, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    The bedroom eyes one and the tie-dye we don't do weird totally cracked me up! The Las Vegas harem was funny, too. Great job, everyone!

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  30. They all are Hysterical, I love each and every one!

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  31. Good Grief, I had no idea how BIG LEAGUE they would come out! Fun, I'd certainly BUY one for real. SheilaAnn and NikkiMtl those ideas- really hit the point. Soooo... are we going to create jewelry next? Maybe we should send these shirts in since they wanted suggestions. Just a thought. Janelle was right, it's crap. next season we will hear how Kodster is so proud of Robyn/how much sales they had/the #1 book and we will really be upchucking a bit. What fodder for swb!

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    1. The Ts are all great, but my personal fave is Kody saying "My love is multiplied, yours divided." Right on! I love the earring idea. You know those sets with a spider on one side and a web on the other, for example? We could have Christine on one side and a nacho on the other, or the Kodster on one side and a little gun on the other.....the possibilities are endless

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  32. SheRah-SkitsoSplitMindJuly 15, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

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  33. Yay!! Congrats to all! Great ideas & all the talent putting them together.

    The Browns really are comedy gold!

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  34. lmao!!! i would totally wear some of these! "shh daddy's sleeping" and "save your grocery money" had me cracking up. the plygs in a blanket with the pic they used is pricelss...and yes, the tie dye that says we don't do weird is phenomenal! can't wait to see the rest!

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  35. We've got the best posters on this blog!!! Loved all the t-shirts! Soooo creative. Hey Mister Sister maybe we could design jewelry next?!? Instead of a blank shirt maybe a blank pendant or bracelet or ring? I have no doubt these devilish minds would come up with some AMAZING stuff ;)

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    1. That's one of the ideas I've got cooking...Got a few more too!

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    2. Gotta love at interactive blog!

      Blogging: it's not just for words anymore...

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  36. Is that MarkLV? Too Funny Mark!
    BTW, Wouldn't it be cool if they taped the show in a studio, and a bunch went in the shirts!!!! FLASHMOB -ahhh, one can dream.

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  37. Love plygs in a blanket.!

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  38. Great job and so funny! This has become the first thing I look at on my computer every day.

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  39. LMAO at all of them! I loved the "Plys in a blanket" one and luvgvsuhrpes! Hubs came into the room and wondered what I was laughing like a loon at!

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  40. These are all extremely witty, sarcastic and so right on!! Great job to all that contributed...my favorite is 'plygs in a blanket'!!! :D

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  41. These were so funny and I rarely laugh out loud. I didn't get a couple of them sorry. What witty women you are, just hilarious.

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  42. I wonder what a "cold sore" pendent would look like??

    A nacho ring?

    An "It's MY night, Bitch" bracelet?

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    1. LMAO Amused...I'm thinking a pair of lips(sterling silver) with a mock red ruby on it!! Then U could make an Abreva charm too! HA!

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    2. ".....a pair of lips(sterling silver) with a mock red ruby on it!! "

      Caramel Brownie,
      Yep, that would work perfectly !!! HAHAHA !!
      The Abreva charm could be a freebie bonus to the first "five" customers. *wink, wink*

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    3. That's too f*** funny !!!!!!!!

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  43. I would totally buy the tie-dyed one.

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  44. Seems Kody&Ko read this blog:
    http://instagram.com/p/NHupq4R4j7/
    (conveniently covering the bald spot up)

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  45. Waiting Impatiently...July 15, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    Sorry this is off topic for this discussion but did anyone ever find a place online that is showing that last episode with Natalie Morales? I'm dying to see it!!

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    1. See if this one works, there's some more on here somewhere.

      Here's a link: http://www.crack-tv.com/sister-wives/season/3/episode/12

      It worked for me, hope it does you!

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    2. Don't hit start streaming now if that comes on the screen.

      Hit Start Video Now.
      It is 11: Empty Nest and 12: Tell All
      Works fine- They are talking abt. loud ads, I would just skip them.
      Hope this helps! Everyone have a great day!

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    3. Waiting Impatiently...July 16, 2012 at 8:40 PM

      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! :D AT LAST!!

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  46. Lobotomized - I looked at the instagram - aww how, spontaneous - NOT! Everything this guy does is calculated for the idiot fans. This gets sent out for effect - they know that Kody has neglected poor little Truely. It's just more damage control.

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  47. You all are amazing! What a great early at the office on a Monday morning giggle!

    "I'm nacho wife!" LOVE IT! I had the very same thought! HAHAHA

    The bedroom eyes and come here smile literally made me spit out my coffee! GENIUS!

    I can not wait to see more of them!

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  48. Do u have to register ur credit card on the cracked website to watch videos?

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  49. "Keep Serving and Stay Sweet"
    In the Midwest that would sell thinking they were serving the Lord. Most have no idea what "sweet" means to poliygamy. Sad Warren Jeffs took innocent works, and created a bad connotation to them.
    We certainly had no idea that term meant in the Bible Belt.
    Now I got that out, LOVE the T's, good job everyone!

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  50. "We Don't Do Weird" tie-dye, "Got Nachos", "All I got is this lousy t-shirt", and too many more to name - really funny!!!! Brilliant, even!
    I love this blog!

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  51. Post from Lourdes Ritz-Carlton's "Scour the Internet" Caught my eye - ideas:

    Twitter: Kody: Ooh! I think I may be craving pretzels too. Too bad I can't get any here at IFRA. Bummer!

    Beltie Said " He's showing off International Fragrance Assoc. Was he there with Robyn? What will they not sell?"

    Are we looking at fragrances next? one day, they might have the last laugh on us. Since LV: LIV, Real Estate, Jewelry, Fragrances, they might actually hit something one day! Kody's fragrance: Luring Young Ones!!
    What do you think will be next business for the Brown Clan?

    Spread the word about our Tee-Shirt post and "Scour the Internet"!!

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    1. Someone please make one that has Kody's sweaty rear, with the words: Soggy Bottom Boys,Then cross out the letter "s" in the word boys.

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    2. OMG, who'd want to buy perfume from that bunch? I think it would be overpriced and stinky -bwahahahaha! Soggy Bottom Boy (is that in homage to O Brother Where Art Thou?)is a purrrrfect name and picture!

      Actually, IFRA stands for Idaho Falls Regional Airport...he was supposedly visiting in-laws (Christine's father?) but why did Christine tweet a picture about driving to Idaho Falls? Where do these people get the money to travel? Meri was at Disneyland (again). Robyn and Kody spotted at Tuacahn near St George UT. What's going on with these people?

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    3. We are Sisters - LUV O Brother-prob know every line! They travel all the time now, that is for sure!

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    4. Anon. 10:36 I didn't see you! Great Idea!

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    5. MyFunnyUnderwearJuly 20, 2012 at 2:51 PM

      They make a ton of money from TLC and I would bet you that Robin has her own contract. I dont believe it was so much Meri that wanted Robin in as much as the producers. If their lifestyle was EVER about religion it stopped being so long before this program ever aired...the second they started peddling their "family" to TLC is when it was no longer about their "religion".

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  52. Sick of the Browns - Love this BlogJuly 16, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    IRFA also stands for " Iowa Renewable Fuels Association" LOL . There's enough crap coming out of his mouth to fuel Vegas for a year!

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  53. What's next?This was fun!

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  54. Too Coool! What fun. Bargain Babe, thanks for making mine!

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  55. I love these t-shirts!! I think if you put these up for sale, someone could pay off their mortage! Or 2, or 3 or 4 of them!

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  56. ooohhh, these are fun! Great fun. Lighted my day. Glad I found this blog! Good job, guys!

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  57. Really outstanding. I like them for the fact they might sell some of them themselves, and the F.L.D.S. Of your not all of them, but still, lighthearted fun for the most part, not just mean.

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  58. Those were GREAT! Thanks for sharing!

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  59. Nice job to EVERYONE! Sorry I didn't put one in!

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  60. I cannot stop laughing at these tee shirts. I wish they wouldn't end. I wonder what the Browns think when they read these? LOL!!!

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  61. MegsMom, I am used your Tshirt for my pic, hope you don't mind! If you do, please just say so. Loved it for we all make silly mistakes like that!

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  62. hahahhhahhahah Great Idea!

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  63. I am lmao!!!!!!!!! I needed this laugh! I love the one with "She looked at me with those bedroom eyes"..I will probably be laughing at just the thought of that one all day tomorrow even! And the "My love should be multiplied..yours divided"....
    Oh these are all just priceless!!! I love em all!!!!

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  64. Some above mentioned helping the browns design jewelry, here's one. Its a locket u open it and then it folds out 2 more times on each side. Then they could put kodys picture then the 2 on each side allows pictures of all 4 wives

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  65. These are so cute!

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